Safari Xbox

Safari Xbox

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If tennis players were operating systems, who would be which?

I think:

Nadal: PC,
Federer: Mac,
Nalbandian: Linux.

Also:
Federer: Firefox
Nadal: IE
Roddick: Chrome
Djokovic: Safari

And:

Federer: PS3
Nadal: Xbox 360
Monfils: Wii

etc
Forgot to add:

Nadal: Windows Vista
Federer: Windows XP
Sampras: Windows 98
Borg: DOS

Federer would be Vista. He was good when he was XP, but he just had to change to something worse. I'm referring to his manner of dress and style. Vista is ugly.

Nadal would also be Vista. It got old just as fast as it got new. Just when everyone thought Federer was invinsible, along came Nadal the krytonite. Just when everyone thought Nadal was invincible, along came tendonitis.

Murray is also Vista. Crashing at the most inopportune moment.

So I suppose they are all Vista. I typed too much to delete this answer. I'm posting it anyway.

*EDIT*
Responding to "givebakpalistine". I personally get irritated when people are only able to think in 1 dimension. It is EITHER tendonitis that beat Nadal OR his opponenet. It can't possibly be a combination of both according to their simplistic way of thinking. According to their logic, Nadal got injured between the French Open and Queens when he wasn't playing any tennis. How stupid! Logic dictates that Nadal had tendonitis/fatigue even in Madrid which is why Federer and Soderling were able to beat him. Does any one seriously think Federer could beat Nadal if he were fully fit? Come on!

Far Cry 2

Far Cry 2 Fan site pops up and makes the headlines, This site was able to provide information even the developers couldn't explain. here is a quote from some of the leaked information.

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Well at this stage we can confirm 48 Far Cry 2 achievements for the achievements list on the xbox 360.

The Far cry 2 achievements list will have players coming back for more, i am a big fan of achievement lists as the do make things more interesting, Well without to much blabber heres the current confirmed list:

48 achievements with a total of 1000 points.

Stickin’ it to the man:(10 points)

Kill a Faction Captain in Leboa-Sako - the Northern Territory.

Wages of Conflict:(10 points)

Aquire all conflict diamonds in the game available through payment or exploration.

Making friends:(10 points)

Save a Buddy from captivity.

The best laid plans:(10 points)

Work with a Buddy to subvert a mission offered by a faction.

Wanderer:(10 points)

Find all the Safe Houses in Leboa-Sako - the Northern Territory.

Orienteer:(10 points)

Find all the Safe Houses in Bowa-Seko - the Southern Territory.

Investigative Reporter:(10 points)

Turn over the first set of the Jackal’s audio logs to the Journalist.

Messenger:(10 points)

Complete all the available Underground side-quests in both the North and the South.

Supply:(10 points)

Unlock new weapons by hitting a Convoy.

On the run:(10 points)

Escape the Town.

Down but not out:(10 points)

Escape to Bowa-Seko - the Southern Territory.

Weapon Specialist:(10 points)

Purchase the manuals and acquire the bandolier for one weapon.

Bagman:(10 points)

Deliver stamped travel documents to the Underground in exchange for medicine.

Lineman:(20 points)

Complete a Mission intercepted from a cellular tower signal.

Dawa ya moto ni moto:(20 points)

Break the ceasefire and reignite the conflict.

Lent a hand:(20 points)

Complete a Buddy side quest.

Out of the frying pan:(20 points)

Get rescued by a Buddy.

Dr Livingston, I presume:(20 points)

Enter every 1 square kilometer map region of the world.

Pulitzer material:(20 points)

Turn over all of the Jackal’s audio logs to the Journalist.

Weapons Expert:(20 points)

Purchase the manuals and acquire the bandoliers for every weapon.

Playing both sides:(20 points)

Switch sides in Leboa-Sako - the Northern Territory.

Against the middle:(20 points)

Switch sides in Bowa-Seko - the Southern Territory.

Demand:(20 points)

Unlock all weapons by hitting every Convoy.

Prison escape:(20 points)

Escape torture at the old slave outpost.

Last man standing:(30 points)

Wipe out the senior leadership of both Factions and determine who will be the new Warlords.

Into the fire:(30 points)

Save a Buddy from a mortal wound.

The third faction:(30 points)

Rescue all the Buddies from their respective predicaments.

Ruthless:(30 points)

Subvert all the main faction missions in Leboa-Sako - the Northern Territory.

Cold Blooded:(30 points)

Subvert all the main faction missions in Bowa-Seko - the Southern Territory.

Utility Man:(30 points)

Complete all Missions intercepted from cellular tower signals.

Good night sweet prince:(40 points)

Comfort a Buddy and ease his passing.

Heart of Darkness:(40 points)

Enter the Heart of Darkness.

The horror… the horror:(40 points)

Resolve your conflict with the Jackal to facilitate the exodus.

First Response Team:(10 points)

Get highest revives count in a ranked match.

Hired Gun:(20 points)

Reach Rank 5 (Ranked Match).

Superior Captain:(10 points)

Win a round as the Captain in Uprising mode (Ranked Match).

Best in Class:(20 points)

Get highest xp total in one match (Ranked Match).

War Party:(20 points)

Win a match with 16 players (Ranked Match).

Upgraded Player:(20 points)

Upgrade one class 3 times (Ranked Match).

Safari Tour:(20 points)

Play at least one full round in every Official Map (Ranked Match).

Battle Hardened:(20 points)

Play at least one full round in every Game Mode (Ranked Match).

Professional:(30 points)

Reach Rank 10 (Ranked Match).

Mercenary:(30 points)

Reach Rank 20 (Ranked Match).

Field Hospital:(40 points)

Get 500 revives (Ranked Match).

Warlord:(40 points)

Achieve Rank 30 (Ranked Match).

Soldier of Misfortune:(40 points)

Unlock field manuals for all weapons (Ranked match).

Mapper:(10 points)

Create a map and get it validated in all game modes.

Adventurer:(20 points)

Download and rate 25 usermaps.

Far Cry 2 achievements wrap up, Well as you can see there is going to be one hell of a lot to do in this game, from all far cry 2 news and reviews so far, Far cry 2 will be a huge hit this summer and best of all the developers have really listened to there users this time around, credit should go to UBISOFT for this making such a great game. Well that is it for now soon as some more far cry 2 news comes to hand you will be sure to hear it here first."

 

Quite an inpressive list since the developers couldn't provide any clues.

 

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